Sunday, April 19, 2009

Shady R humor. the ancient Dodo style...


humor saves!

...funny comes in all shades, sizes and flavors. i plan in setting up a walk across 'Baskin-Robbins' types shop when it comes to wanting a good laugh (considering that i see no reason why i can't make some money out of it) and i take more than equal pride in my little bunch of dodos displaying similar characteristics. it is never too early to have a funny bone...



Shady R - Before


the first of the new generation of Dodos, Shady R is the nonchalant types; an eclectic force matured over the course of the past 2 years, she has finally begun to display the traits that i have been dying to see in my niece...

a sweet as sugar, made with butter and baked in chocolate darling who walks and talks funny!

...come time she shall be a force to reckon with.


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a typical example of Shady R humor during family TV moments (only for those initiated in Indian movies)




the SHOLAY setting: the rocky outcrop of the Chambals. the deathly silence shattered by scrapping sound of a belt lined with bullets dragging across the rock and the evil laugh of a bunch of dacoits. Thakur tied up to a beam and Gabbar holding a naked sword in his hands and smirking.


Thakur - Before



Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de Thakur!

Thakur:
nahi!


Gabbar:
YEH HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR!


Shady R:
(walking to the TV screen with out-streached hands) "le loh haath!
"


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**update : and now this is what they both look like...


Thakur - After


Shady R - After


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when the going gets tough & your survival is at risk, the ancient Dodo hath said, say "Squak!"




18 comments:

Chronicwriter said...

shady for president!!

lei lo haath! rofl

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Amruta said...

Lol. Shady R is SO SO cute!

I especially love the second pic of her's. She is definitely your niece. :P

shoxy! said...

she is so sweet..so cutee..so adorable.............................................

Keshi said...

Im a huge fan of Shady already, and will always be! :)

Keshi.

Stupidosaur said...

The second pic is the real meaning of 'Bundle of Joy!' :)

Anways, imagine Gaybbar walking up to Thakur's parents and saying, "Mein aapke bete ka haath maangna chahta hoon!".

Miladysa said...

Aww! Bless :D

Nachi said...

Chriz: first vote for ME as President!! Shady R can follow once i have set the plinth for the Dodo dynasty!!

:DCharsi: yep, she sure is cute...and without doubt, she is my niece! go Shady R!!


Ruchi: i would have said the same for you if you were 2 years old. i will try and say the same for you, if you do not poke me in the eye the next time we are partying!!

:DKeshi: what about ME??? does nobody love me anymore??

:(Miladysa hey Milady!! long time...how have you been?

:)

Nachi said...

Stupidosaur Naahiiiiii!!!Gaybbar, tera beta humari bacchi ka haath kabhi nahi maang sakta. tu bhul maat, yeh haat nahi phaansi ka phaanda hai jo tujhe maut ke ghaat uutarega. similarly humaari baachi 'Maanglik' hai. woh tere bete ko bina haath lagaye maar degi...Thakur khandaan ka badla pura hoga!!

hehahahahahahahah!! :D

SSQuo said...

He's a Slim Shady! :)

WarmSunshine said...

Both the dodo's are simply adorable.... very cute MashAllah.... would love to cuddle them....

Give them both a hug from me :)

Nachi said...

SSQuo: it's a SHE!!! She's a Slim Shady R!! :DMehreen: ok, i know i told you about the two Dodos...but here i have put up the picture of only one. Shady R. tch tch!! dono photu ek hi bachhi ki hai baba...

:P

Stupidosaur said...

Abbey Saley Waste Insaan!
Nobody was talking about your bachchi oye Nachchi!

I was saying what if Gabbar was was actually a 'Gay'bbar. So basically wanted to ask Thakur's haath from HIS parents. Then, with a cobination of frustrations of spurned suitor, his twisted mind and his need to put up a cruel ruf-n-tuf Daku Sardar, he decided to actually take the hands away :P

This kinda came to my mind based on the movie Stardust I saw recently. In it Robert De Niro is a Pirate Captain, with a very Evil and Rough and Cruel Reputation. But in reality hi is just a soft woopsie who dresses up in pin frilly girl clothes when alone. And has never actually committed any cruel deed, just managed to cleverly spread all the rumours.
Maybe Gaybbar was kinda like that, though not entirely!

Keshi said...

lol I think u hv ur GF to love ya...but ofcourse we LIKE ya haha!

Keshi.

The Rat... said...

i really wanna laugh my heart out u know..but cant... my mom has subjected yet another degree of torture treatment called face pack on me.. so i am here sitting with my face stretched taut beyond recognization, making weird expressions, trying to smile/laugh.. :(

le lo hath... seriously!!! :-D roflarious

Nachi said...

Stupidosaur saale tu...whatever it is...meri baachi ka haath Gaybaar ko yeah uuske bete ko nahi milega!! :DKeshi: my GF?? where?? *looking here and there*


Rat: aagayi vaapas, finally!! lol @ the face pack. so what is it? Besan or Multani Mitti and Rose Water??

*imagining Rat with a face pack trying to imitate the ghost in the Grudge!*LMAO!! :D

SSQuo said...

Oooo muchos apologies. She's def a Slim Shady! Eminem, listen up, you better watch out.

яノςんム said...

awwww.. she is soo cute :D

Dr Roshan R said...

such an aweinspiring peformance... such wonderful acting, such great special effects, such a...ummm.. 'haunting smile' ( because Shady knows in the end, Gabbar's gonna getit :) )